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17
Jul
2009
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Technology

Mabel the Second

What a week for technology. And not a good one.

First, my iMac. Up pops Time Machine with a warning that it hadn’t done a backup in 11 days. It would have been nice if it had told me sooner. Anyhow, it seems the power supply on my external drive had died, so that needs replacing. Not sure if it’s still under warranty.

Then my camera couldn’t read memory cards any more. That was new – a gift – so it could be swapped out, but inconvenient nonetheless. Particularly as I’d just bought an 8GB card for it.

The printer is still out of ink, which means not only can’t we print, but we also can’t copy or even scan and send faxes, despite the fact that neither of those last two jobs actually needs ink.

And to cap it all, Mabel, my trusty MacBook quite spectacularly died on Wednesday morning. Not just a little glitch or anything: she simply lost all of her long-term memory. Just like that. One moment she was happily chugging along, the next she couldn’t see the hard drive. She wouldn’t reboot, even from a DVD, so that drive was clearly out of bounds, too.

The only solution I could think of was to install OS X on an external drive and boot from that, which worked fine… until I rebooted, at which point that drive was corrupted, too.

The upshot, then, is that I’m now writing this on Mabel the Second. A quite strokable aluminium MacBook. Refurb, but it comes with a guarantee, and spec-wise is barely short of a MacBook Pro.

Very nice.

No dents, no scratches, and by all accounts just a few weeks old. So new that the battery has only been charged three times, and one of those times was me.

Not sure what to do with Mabel the First yet. Perhaps take out the drive just to be sure and then sell her for spares and repair.

09
Jun
2009
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Technology
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Red faced

iPhoto 09 has a neat little facial recognition feature, which helps it file all your photos for you. Look, here it is in action:

iPhoto

Pretty clever, isn’t it. Personally I’m hoping that if we’re putting all our hopes for national security in the hands of smart CCTV and facial recognition it works something like that.

And not something like this:

iPhoto

30
Nov
2007
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Media, Technology
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I’m an Amazonian

The Independent Guide to the iPhone

Have you got an iPhone? Then buy The Independent Guide to the iPhone. It’s the first time I’ve actually had my name on Amazon. The last book I wrote made it onto the site (and it’s still there today – see the grab below), but the publisher went bankrupt before they got it to print.

I wouldn’t have minded so much had it not been such a painful thing to write. Endless proofs, amendments and meetings with publishers, all for it to end up being left on a shelf. The iPhone one, on the other hand, was far easier, and the model of what doing books really should be.

Activology Computers

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02
Jan
2007
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Technology
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Less green than… well, taupe

I had a somewhat romantic notion that when I move I’d be as green as I could with my energy consumption. Central to that idea was solar panels, photovoltaic cells and a small wind turbine strapped to the chimney. They’d provide at least some of the electricity I’d need.

Proper logs in the grate would heat the lounge, and a thermal sink out back would warm my water using the heat locked up in the ground all around us.

Most of those ideas are still viable, but the wind turbine, it would appear, probably isn’t.

The Guardian has been chatting to Donnacadh McCarthy, who satisfies most of his energy requirements using photovoltaic and solar panels, but has found wind turbines to be close to useless where he lives.

“I’ve had my second one for three months now – the first one was vibrating the house too much – and so far it’s powered one energy-saving bulb for around three hours a day,” he says.” It’s created a total of 1.6 kilowatts, which isn’t even 20p worth of electricity.” It’s a far cry from the 30 per cent cut in your electricity bill that B&Q, which started selling home wind turbines in October (“only £1,498″), suggests you could save from its model.

So, an outlay of close to £1,500, for a 20p return in three months. At that rate it’ll take him until June 3879 (or 1872 years) to recoup the initial outlay. Or, to put it another way, if he was to finish paying off the cost of his turbine today at a rate of 20p every quarter, then he must have first incurred the debt during the time of Hadrian’s reign as Emperor of the Roman Empire, in the year 135.

08
Dec
2006
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Technology, Work
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Stats-stats-stats

I like press releases full of stats lists. Yesterday’s came from Hotmail, which is celebrating its 10th birthday by sending is an iced cookie the size of a manhole cover, and the news that:

In 1996, 56,041 people signed up for the first Hotmail accounts, roughly the size of Taunton in Somerset.

1 billion emails are delivered to Hotmail inboxes daily – that’s over 11,000 emails per second.

80 million emails are sent by Hotmail users daily, 20 times more than the number of flowers delivered by Interflora in the UK each year.

On average, Hotmail users keep 137 emails in their inbox at any one time, 15 times more than the average number of SMS messages we have stored in our mobile phones.

Hotmail is used in nearly every country in the World and is available in 17 languages.

29
Nov
2006
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Sky Customer Support

After weeks of backwards and forwards letter-writing with Sky, we turned to the web and the ‘Instant Answers Online’ tool. Simple question – how do we look at our bill online? Sky wasn’t so sure:

Sky online support assistant

We tried several variations, but it was no more helpful than the telephone support centres, the letters we’ve sent or received or the ‘active’ stuff on the Sky+ box. So, we decided to see whether it was any more enlightening on any other subjects. Turns out it is. In fact, when you stop asking it about Sky it’s actually quite clever.

Sky online support assistant

28
Nov
2006
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London, Technology
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Banned from our nation’s schools

London Grid for Learning is, according to its own site,

‘…a consortium of the 33 Local Authorities which provides a filtered broadband connection, network services, a common learning platform, online content and support communities for all schools across London.’

So, basically, schools across our nation’s capital trust it to mediate on their behalf, blocking out nasty sites, and letting the good ones through to save our precious childrens’ delicate sensibilities.

In theory, a great idea. Or it would be if it was accurate. Seems my site is blocked, though, as according to London Grid for Learning nik.co.uk is officially a ‘Gambling Site’, and anyone trying to access it is blocked, instead seeing this rude block page.

London Grid for Learning

Gambling site, eh? Could that be because I mentioned Casino Royale a couple of days ago?

I’m glad our future generation of leaders and industry magnates is being protected by such an accurate, reliable and worthy filter system that can tell the difference between a work of literature and a betting house. Aren’t you?

18
Oct
2006
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Moo cards

Moo, a British start-up masquerading as an American printing house (Dollar pricing, you see), does only one product. But it does it well.

These funky little calling cards have your own photos on one side, and your details on the back. Anything you like so long as it’s six lines or less. The pictures come straight out of your Flickr account and you can crop them with some judicious repositioning through the excellent Flash interface.

Mine arrived today; the packaging is almost as good as the beautifully printed, matt-finished contents.

Moo calling cards

Moo calling cards

Highly, highly recommended.

12
Oct
2006
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London, Technology
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Mobile clubbing

Flashmob at Liverpool Street station

I came out of the tube at Liverpool Street this evening and walked straight into the middle of an enormous flashmob. The whole concourse was filled with people dancing, silently, to the music on their iPods. Thousands of them, on both levels, while around the edges businessmen in suits asked each other (and the police) what was going on.

A little bit of web digging, and I’ve turned up the rules for the event:

Mobile Clubbing returns on Wednesday 11 October 2006 at London’s Liverpool Street Station at precisely 19:24.

There are some rules to follow:

1. Bring your favourite dance music and walkman / mp3 / ipod / phone with you
2. Arrive at the station at around 19:15
3. No dancing before 19:24
4. Spread out throughout the whole station concourse
5. When the clock strikes 19:24 DANCE LIKE CRAZY!!
6. Try not to dance in one place
7. Dance like you’ve never danced before
8. Dance for as long as you can
9. Enjoy :)

Every minute they would all cheer, as though they were listening to the football on their iPods.

Those in the know say that the same thing was going on at the same time in Madrid, New York and Paris.

04
Sep
2006
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Video nasty

There are plenty of Stingray-inspired puns floating around today in the aftermath of Steve Irwin’s death by stingray sting.

Is the BBC is going one step further to show the event itself, or just incautious with its buttons and words?

BBC News screen grab

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