Drinks with Cilla
I ache.
Largely on account of stupidly, stupidly going swimming two days in a row after not having been for weeks and weeks. Last time I did I sneezed two days later, just as the ache was starting to subside and it felt for the next week like I’d dislocated a lung.
I don’t know why I use that pool. It’s a magnet for weirdos, including the man in the spa on Saturday who I thought was eyeing me up until he winked at me in the most Carry On Camping way imaginable then inclined his head in the direction of the tiny woman getting into the pool. I suspect what he actually meant was ‘cop a load of that’.
Oh, and the hippo woman was back, this time around wearing flippers, which is surely overkill for something that never gets deeper than nipple height.
Still, the ache was an excuse not to go out today until after the torrential rain had worn itself out, at which point I pootled around to mum’s and spent the evening flopping around on the settee eating quiche and watching Calendar Girls with Sal and Dan.
It’s been a fairly sociable bank holiday, actually. Communing with delayed commuters on Friday, out for dinner on Saturday, and then late licence at the pub last night, which meant I got to sit and have the first proper chat with Steve’s Challenge and the Midnight Weatherman in ages.
It all got very silly towards the end, as it does when you’ve been there three or four hours, as several (not me) lapsed into Cilla Black impersonations, complete with teeth and cheeks.
Considering he has far better legs than the lady herself, the Midnight Weatherman did rather well. He disappeared shortly after that, which was a shame. Five minutes longer and he’d perhaps have lapsed into Lulu.
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May 5th, 2004 at 12:27 am
Better legs than the lady herself? That can’t be hard. Isn’t she nearly hundred?