Kristin writes the funniest things on her site.

Snatti the cat had a little runny accident on my laptop last night. After grossing out, I went to fetch some disinfectant and such. But no matter how much I used or how hard I rubbed, I could not get the smell of the cat’s bum off my keyboard.

Meanwhile, the cat sits with one leg in the air, cleaning his bottom. A few minutes later he starts sniffing around. Then he jumps onto the table.

‘Hey!’ he says. ‘That smells like my bum!’

And then he proceeds to clean up the rest of his mess from my laptop’s keyboard…

Always cheers up a rainy lunchtime.

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