New job
I happen to know for a fact that there are some jobs going at BT on account of ______ conducting all the interviews on the train last night using her mobile phone.
She was not a credit to her employer.
‘Riiiight. Sorry. I’ve got soooo much on, so I need to do your interview now. You don’t mind, do you? I’m on a train. Now, would you describe yourself as a self-starter? … You would? … Great. OK, and now, do you have a lot of initiative? … Oh, you do. Excellent. … And are you good at working under pressure? … Brilliant. … Yes, well why don’t you come in for a second interview. Shall we say tomorrow at five?’
She did about three of these, each one lasting almost ten minutes, and of course everyone at the other end must just have been saying ‘yes’ to every leading question she asked, because it seems they all got a second interview.
I’m guessing from the next round of calls that a whole load of other people had had similar interviews earlier in the day.
‘Oh, hi there, it’s ______. We spoke earlier about the interview. What time did I say you should come in? I didn’t write it down…’
Pathetic.
And more than a little bit irritating.
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