Politeness at the party
Much fun. A posh party last night in a posh room in Somerset House, where I’ve always planned to visit, but so far never been.
Scott was there night, and it doesn’t take long for him to start being naughty. Despite the very local presence of a wife, he kept on chatting up (and touching up) all the boys - as usual. I think he more or less pulled the cocktail waiter, who had a strange slash across his throat, sewn back together not all that long ago.
‘Hello,’ Scott said, going up to our Korean host for the evening.
‘Hello,’ replied our host, as immaculately polite as even.
‘I’m Fuckbum,’ said Scott, putting out a hand.
‘Hello Fuckbum.’
He pulled wife Natalie to his side. ‘And this is Anal Soox,’ he said.
Our host bowed very politely. ‘Hello, Anal Soox,’ he said. ‘I am please to meet you.’
I hid in the bottom of my drink and left not so very much later.

Scott and Nat
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