Smashing Cheese, Grommit
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So we finally went to see Wallace and Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit last night. As usual we’d left it so late that booking was a waste of time, as we found we’d been shuffled into one of the smaller screens, and the few of us in there were left to rattle around in the middle of a dozen-dozen empty seats.
Half way through the ads, all the speakers but one at the front, to the right of the screen cut out, leaving a wimpish soundtrack all but drowned out by the crumple of popcorn wrappers behind us. Even the taco munchers resorted to sucking their crisps in the hope of still being able to hear what was going on.
It would have been OK, had it not been for the narrator sitting two seats away.
‘Oh, Smug,’ he said to his friend beside him when he saw the name on Grommit’s fridge. ‘That’s very funny.’
A HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
‘M.U.T.T! Do you get it?’
HO-HO-HO-HA-HA BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
‘Totti! She’s called Totti!’
O-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HO-HA
‘What’s up dog?! What’s up dog!!!!! That’s fantastic!’
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
GAH!
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October 31st, 2005 at 9:38 am
Man, if you ever feel like quietly taking people into an alley and shooting them…
Is the film good?