Sex theme park to open in London
Looks like we’re going to get a fancy new theme park in London, 10 minutes’ walk from my desk, and just over the road from the statue of Eros in Piccadilly Circus:
A £7m sex theme park, which has no rides, is to open in London’s West End later this year.
Visitors to Amora - The Academy of Sex and Relationships at the Trocadero in Piccadilly, will pass through seven zones including Pleasure and Orgasm. You have to be aged 18 and over to get in and tickets will cost £15 for the attraction which opens on 7 September. (Via Scalloblog.)
No rides? Really? Not even of the most obvious pun-filled variety?
The BBC’s full story is here.
Fox News has a much less attractive take on the idea.
Backers say the London Academy of Sex and Relationships (search), due to open next spring, will not be a sleazy sex museum, but an educational multimedia attraction that will teach visitors to become better lovers and provide valuable information about disease and sexual problems.
That sounds a bit too educational and scary for most tourists, who would probably rather go to the Icelandic Phallological Museum.
Personally, I’d rather go to the Sexuality Park in Guangdong, China. It’s not easy to find any record online, but the Taipei Times has archived this snippet:
China’s largest adult-only sexuality museum and combined natural theme park opened in Guangdong Province, boasting such attractions as “penis-like” rocks and “vagina-like” caves, state press reported yesterday. The 2,400m2 sex museum is located not far from Hong Kong on Danxia Mountain near Shaoguan City, and is believed to be the biggest such museum in China, Xinhua news agency said. “Danxia Mountain is well-known for its special red physiognomy and called `a naked park’ for its penis-like big stone, vagina-like cave, rocks shaped like breasts and naked `sleeping beauty,’” the report said of the park. The mountain was listed on Feb. 13 as one of the “28 world geo-parks” by the United Nations cultural arm UNESCO, the report said.
Anything would be better than the Beautiful China park we had to endure on a press trip to Guangdong five or so years ago. A vast collection of miniature replicas of China’s most famous buildings, the only thing we recognised was the Great Wall of China, which had been so scaled down it looked more like something to edge a patio.
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