Telco trickery
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Ever wondered why your phone still works in a power cut? It’s because the phone company pumps its own electric supply down the line, completely separate from the national grid. Now one company, Mike Sandman Enterprises, is taking advantage of this by offering a range of products that can be plugged into phone sockets and powered for free. Great for saving money, and even better in a power-cut, allowing you to light lights, charge electric toothbrushes and even run a glow-in-the-dark electric vibrator. I guess they got the idea from vibrating phone ring-tones.
RELAX! Glow in the Dark Vibrator is easy to find when the power is out.
There’s a lot of stress when the power is out! Use our soothing Vibrator to relax your muscles after dealing with this serious problem. Use it as long as you need to… it’s powered by the phone company!
Last time I was in LA, I had to walk down eight flights of stairs with two big bags to check out of the hotel that had been without power twice during my stay. The vibrator would have really helped my muscles after that stressful hotel stay!
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